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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: The Legend of Zelda Skyward Sword

Yeah, great, shame your enemies all know how to block the damn skyward sword at all times.

Keep slashing fairy boy, hopefully one of them will actually be in the direction you wanted.

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. My final disappointment for this series is The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword, the latest major installment in the Zelda franchise and probably one of the few I’ve ever regretted buying.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Red Dead Redemption

Please, just shoot me.

Again, zzzzzzzzzz…

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Red Dead Redemption, a.k.a. Grand Theft Auto: Old West Edition.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Portal

Meh...

This image really does capture my excitement for this series…

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Portal, an apparent slice of gaming perfection that I found annoying and somewhat dull.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Bit.Trip Runner

The horror... The horror...

I’d make a joke about running off a cliff. But he already does that, like, a lot… A lot a lot…

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Bit.Trip Runner, the fourth game in the Bit.Trip series, and the only one I didn’t enjoy.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Assassin’s Creed

Oh, how I envy the dead...

Spoiler: The world will end in 2012!
Other Spoiler: It’s 2013 now…

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Assassin’s Creed, the convoluted science-fiction/medieval/fantasy/futuristic something that sucks so hard that they had to put the word “ASS” in its title, twice.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Banjo-Kazooie Nuts & Bolts

...kill me.

Why? Just why…

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Banjo-Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, most likely the very last Rare game I’ll ever play.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: inFAMOUS

inPROPER CAPitaliZatIoN iS So CoOl!

I’d make a pun about this game being infamous, but that’s actually giving it way too much credit…

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is inFAMOUS, the oddly capitalized superhero/villain wide open sandbox game from Sucker Punch, which, appropriately, felt like a total sucker punch to me.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Grand Theft Auto IV

Zzzzzzzzz......

Zzzzzzzzz……

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Grand Theft Auto IV, the supposed game of the century that was closer to letdown of the generation for me.

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Patapon

Pata Pata Pata FUCKTHISGODDAMNGAME!

You know what this game needed? More cliffs to march these fuckers off of.

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Patapon, a deceptively simple looking game that annoys the ever loving shit out of me, least of which is people comparing it to LocoRoco

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My Biggest Surprises and Disappointments of the Last Gaming Generation Big Disappointment: Uncharted 2

Just let go. Really, the world will be better off without you.

No! Without you, who will kill hundreds of people in ill-advised adventures that almost release unspeakable evils into the world to satisfy your ego as an explorer!

Seeing as we’re in a new year and possibly a new gaming generation, I figured now is a good time to look back on what games from the last few years really defied my expectations. Either because they went above and beyond what I was expecting of them or because they were horrible letdowns that made me feel stupid for buying them. Today’s disappointment is Uncharted 2: Among Thieves, the harrowing tale of a murderous crazy person killing hundreds of people led by a different murderous crazy person for some vague treasure that will have even vaguer repercussions.

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